HO HO HOOO!!

Getting sick of Christmas tunes

Stain Boy

Of all the superheroes,
the strangest one by far,
doesn't have a special power,
or drive a fancy car.

Next to Superman and Batman,
I guess he must seem tame.
But to me he is quite special,
and Stain Boy is his name.

He can't fly aroud tall buildings,
or outrun a speeding train,
the only talent he seems to have
is to leave a nasty stain.

Somethimes I know it bothers him,
that he can't run or swim or fly,
and because of this one ability,
his dry cleaning bill's sky-high.

(Tim Burton)